【All Sex Casino (2001)】

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We've all come across babies who seem older than they really are -- by about, um, 70 years.

Often, it's temporary. I, for one, looked like my mother's tax accountant until I was six-months-old. And I've come across more than one infant who looks like they'd rather play solitaire on the computer than make dumb faces at millennials.

The subreddit r/OldBabies has 'em all.

The community collects photos of babies who appear to be senior citizens in various states of aging. I can't stop scrolling through, and frankly I have no intention of stopping.

There's babies who look like they're aging pop stars, even when they're fresh out of the womb:

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Sometimes, you're just born this way:

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There's grandpa babies:

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And there's aging hippie babies:

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Then there's my favorite elderly baby, the flower baby:

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For what it's worth, I'd love to come to work dressed as enormous geranium. I'm just waiting for the rest of American culture to catch up with my forward-thinking fashion sense.

Clothes have a remarkable aging quality. Look at this little old man who could easily double as a tired librarian:

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Werk it lady:

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Sometimes the haircut does the trick. This little guy is ready to helm a large government bureaucracy:

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Then there are babies who project their age with their facial expressions. Take a look at this neighborhood elder. He wants you to pick up your refuse!

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This guy is ready for water aerobics at the YMCA.

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Meet the IRL Benjamin Button.

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Don't. Mess. With. An Infant. Mob Boss.

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Even cats should be respect their elders:

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I'm not sure how I feel about actual babies, but I really love old babies from Reddit. You should too.