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Movie loglines -- those one-sentence descriptors that Hollywood studios put in press releases and naughtiest eroticismon imdb -- are typically bloated, overstuffed with adjectives, clichéd ... and not always what they seem.

Unless Twitter users write them. As it turns out, Twitter users are great at this game.

The hashtag #DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words trended No. 2 in the U.S. on Thursday, with more than 50,000 tweets by late afternoon Pacific time, according to our friends at the social listening and analytics firm Fizziology.

Star Warsand Harry Potter were particularly popular for five-word recaps, as you'd imagine:

Son won’t join family business.#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/K56xhhkm2L

— David Aldridge (@daldridgetnt) November 17, 2016

Orphan attends elite private school #DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/4Tzoptt6xr

— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) November 17, 2016

Drags Universe into family drama. #DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/XG0MIDmuFK

— Colton Wheeler (@ColtonFWheeler) November 17, 2016

Noseless guys unhealthy teen obsession #DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/DKe7WueTPT

— Russel Salim (@RusselSalim) November 17, 2016

But one film in particular stood at the tip of the iceberg. That's right, as #DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words whirled around Terrible Pun Twitter on Thursday, Titanicwas king of the whirled.

#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words

"Rose, plz move over"

"No" pic.twitter.com/gvjlYddQF2

— Jandro (@jandroperez95) November 17, 2016

#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words...#TheTitanic - There was room for two!

— Mercedes Adkins (@TheMercyAdkins) November 17, 2016

#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words Rose the world's biggest snake pic.twitter.com/OhOEf4B2bA

— Corey Allan (@coreyallan1) November 17, 2016

Boat sank. Suspicious space allocation.#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/gk37tZHAah

— Brett FISH Anderson (@BrettFishA) November 17, 2016

Move over lady, I'm freezing #DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/2Tl3HL4RR0

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 17, 2016

Though the eternal Titanicdebate over surface area vs. weight distribution won the day's hashtag in terms of volume, when it comes to making a classic dad-joke, there's nothing like a classic movie.

#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words

Always drug test your babysitters pic.twitter.com/NimeXYIzmD

— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) November 17, 2016

Comatose girl dreams about shoes#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words pic.twitter.com/h73qSoW7MV

— John Kirtley (@johnkirtley) November 17, 2016

And finally, if you're in the movie, that's the movie you should be describing in five words.

Take it away, Daphne:

#DescribeAMoviesPlotIn5Words - Actors work with invisible dog #ScoobyDoo

— Sarah Michelle (@SarahMGellar) November 17, 2016