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Hey,The Sex Files 2 A Dark XXX Parody whoever stole a sh*t ton of blueberries from a truck in Canada... not cool, man.

The Hamilton Police Service is currently investigating a burglary in which $100,000 worth of blueberries (and some other fruits) were stolen out of a commercial refrigeration truck in Hamilton, Ontario, on Feb. 5 and driven to Toronto.

The blueberry bandit and his stash are still on the loose and the police are getting desperate:

Who is the blueberry bandit? In all seriousness. Anyone with information is asked to contact Detectives. Read More: https://t.co/YMg2Bu9IlQ pic.twitter.com/lVsknFwCb8

— Hamilton Police (@HamiltonPolice) February 8, 2017

Some people have ideas on who dared to hijack the fruit:

@HamiltonPolice @ForgeRat pic.twitter.com/MfS63pfJcd

— keep (@2chevronsback) February 9, 2017

@HamiltonPolice the #blueberrybandit has been apprehended.. pic.twitter.com/OGU0Pcge8P

— sokol jakaj (@JAKAJ1) February 9, 2017

@HamiltonPolice *cough* pic.twitter.com/PXAQewT81r

— Melissa DeathRabbit (@MsDeathRabbit) February 9, 2017

The police are keeping everyone updated:

@HamiltonPolice This guy looks suspicious. Have you questioned him? #BlueBerryBandit pic.twitter.com/MjSTlwkgzT

— Andrea Douglas (@andreaedits) February 8, 2017

We ruled him out @andreaedits. He came in already to give a statement. Spooked us a little at first. BerryScary! #BlueBerryBandit #CstWelton https://t.co/5FGta9bHqq

— Hamilton Police (@HamiltonPolice) February 8, 2017

@HamiltonPolice Look for someone with blue fingers/lips 😊

— ann g (@agibson62) February 8, 2017

Hmmmmm. Somehow I think you're right. Keep a sharp eye for the "Blues Clues" for us @agibson62 ----> Who is the #BlueBerryBandit? #CstWelton https://t.co/kNXN5BG9XG

— Hamilton Police (@HamiltonPolice) February 8, 2017

The mood is light, but the crime is serious. This might be the biggest fruit heist Canada has ever seen.

If you know who did it, fess up. If you've got these baby blues, do everyone a favor and turn yourself in. You're not hurting anyone but yourself.

[H/T: Hamilton Police Service]