【Dear Utol (2025): Fake Orgasm Episode 44】

Oh,Dear Utol (2025): Fake Orgasm Episode 44 glorious day. Our Planet Earth's two most supreme leaders, the honorable Vladimir Putin and "strong like ox" Donald J. Trump, will meet in Helsinki on July 16, 2018. It's a day sure to go down in history, and now, YOU can celebrate it with gold Nokia phone engraved with noble profiles of world leaders, for low low price of $2,740. What a steal!

The Nokia 3310 got a 21st century upgrade in January. 4G, here we come!

Luxury goods company Caviar is a specialist in making everyday objects of our technical obsession into beautiful heirlooms for children. Before 2017 meeting of Trump and Putin, Caviar released a titanium and gold version of the 3310. It made fidget spinner out of gold and offered to customer for $16,800.

Putin and Trump will grasp hands in Helsinki just weeks after Trump let world leaders at NATO summit know who's boss. Trump is very keen to get along with Putin. He is sure to carry around the gold Nokia 3310 in his breast pocket, close to his heart.

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The Caviar 001 commemorative phone is coated with what Caviar calls "The golden titanium." It has many great features, meant to increase durability and shine: "It is titanium which has been molten to hot plasma and applied by PVD technology. This coating can preserve its luster for centuries," explains Caviar.

The back of the Caviar 001 is where phone gets truly beautiful. It has panels of "composite jade" and is partly coated in 24 carat gold. That's where Trump's and Putin's profiles meet in a raised golden globe, with a plaque commemorating the Helsinki summit underneath.

"There is a tiny, yet accurate depiction of the dove of peace, the symbolism of which originates from the Biblical story of Noah's Ark," writes Caviar.

Get yours now!