【Exploring The Jungle Between My Wife’s Crotch】

Khloe Kardashian turns 32 today,Exploring The Jungle Between My Wife’s Crotch which means she's a total liar.

See, 20 years ago, she signed a document prepared by her father Robert Kardashian, promising she would never grow up, and agreeing to, "always stay as sweet and wonderful as I am today." He was a lawyer, so it's all very official. 

Kris Jenner shared the heart-melting note from Khloe's 12th birthday on Instagram.

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"I agree that I will never become like my 2 older sisters, Kourtney and Kimberly," the note reads, presumably in reference to their decision to age according to the laws of time. 

Kris also shared an precious photo of Khloe in her ballet costume, proving that her daughter was, in fact, an adorable child. 

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Khloe's sisters, who set bad examples for her by growing up, have also been wishing her a happy birthday on Instagram.

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Growing up seems to have worked out just fine for Khloe, but if North and Saint opt to stay babies forever, we support them.

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