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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos might be The Castle of Lucretia (1997) Porn Moviejacked and powerful now, but his photo shoot panache has really taken a nosedive.

In the early years of Amazon (the mid-to-late '90s, when all style was perfect), Bezos seemed to have a penchant for corny, delightful photo opps. Jeff Bezos with a Pikachu and a drill, Jeff Bezos beside an insanely tall stack of books: these were the looks the CEO of Amazon.com favored.

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Now, Jeff Bezos is boring. In the most recent photos of him on Getty, he's either sitting near Donald Trump or wearing a gray vest, both of which are bad situations to be in! We bet he doesn't even mention Pikachu anymore.

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What happened, Jeff Bezos? Where has your style gone? And if you're going to mercilessly crush small businesses at every turn, can photos of you at least look like this again?

Thanks.

298996 03: Jeff Bezos, Founder & Ceo Of Amazon.Com, Poses For Portrait January 1, 1997 In Seattle, Wa. (Photo By Paul Souders/Getty Images) Credit: Paul Souders/Getty Images Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon.com (Photo by Chris Carroll/Corbis via Getty Images) Credit: Chris Carroll/Corbis via Getty Images (Original Caption) Jeff Bezos, CEO and founder of Amazon.com, the biggest book and music retailers in the world. (Photo by Photo Nomad Ventures, Inc./Corbis via Getty Images) Credit: Photo Nomad Ventures, Inc./Corbis via Getty Images (Original Caption) Portrait of the founder of the on-line bookshop. (Photo by Yves Forestier/Sygma via Getty Images) Credit: Yves Forestier/Sygma via Getty Images (Original Caption) Portrait of the founder of the on-line bookshop. (Photo by Yves Forestier/Sygma via Getty Images) Credit: Yves Forestier/Sygma via Getty Images Portrait of American businessman and Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos poses in an aisle of bookshelves with a shopping cart full of books and compact discs, Seattle, Washington, September 1998. (Photo by Rex Rystedt/The LIFE Images Collection/Getty Images) Credit: Rex Rystedt/The LIFE Images Collection/Getty Images 298996 02: Jeff Bezos, Founder & Ceo Of Amazon.Com, Poses For Portrait January 1, 1997 In Seattle, Wa. (Photo By Paul Souders/Getty Images) Credit: Paul SOuders/Getty Images

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