【The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String】

2025-06-26 12:07:13 314 views 9795 comments

LONDON -- Cats are The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the Stringnotorious for their peculiar post-partum practices.

For example, a mother cat will routinely relocate her litter, often moving the newborn kittens from one dark and quiet location to the next.

An East London dry-cleaners witnessed this unusual feline fact first-hand when, to its employees' surprise, the desperate meows of four newborn kittens were heard coming from an unexpected -- albeit dark and quiet -- place.

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The Forest Gate shop called in the Celia Hammond Animal Trust to retrieve the itty-bitty kitties from behind one of its tumble dryers, where the kittens were apparently born.

Th head of the cat charity, Celia Hammond, is quoted in a BBC article as saying the kittens "needed some intensive care," but were now recovering in a foster home after being reunited with their mother.

We don't know about you, but we're paw-sitively delighted by this tail's purr-fect ending.

(Too much? Sorry -- too many cat-tastic puns out there.)

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