【Rolls Royce Baby】
It's only been four months since Trump officially took office,Rolls Royce Baby but for the journalists forced to cover him for the past two years, it has been centuries.
Take a look at how some of America's most telegenic pundits and personalities have aged since the election. The president's war on the media has been successful in one key aspect: he is slowly pushing these people towards death.
SEE ALSO: President Trump left TripAdvisor reviews for the Middle East and just, wowOnce upon a time, these journalists debated the best ways to intervene in the Syrian conflict and the limits and merits of free trade.
Now, they're forced to cover a covfefe president who doesn't believe that climate change is real but does believe that Frederick Douglass is alive. So.
Just take a look at 'em (with, cough, cough, maybe a few marks ups by our photoshop editor).
1. Van Jones' pearly whites are crumbling to a pile of dust before our very eyes
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 2. Ezra Klein from Vox will retire from the company to join the undead
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 3. Shep Smith from FOX celebrated twenty of his own birthdays in one year
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 4. Grandma Maddow just announced she'll be moving to MSNBC's coveted early bird time slot
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 5. CNN's Jake Tapper recently received an award for "Saddest old man of the year"
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 6. MSNBC's Can-no-longer-feel-Joy Reid
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 7. Chris Hayes is expected to leave MSNBC to work on restoring his local library's toy train collection
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images 8. Don Lemon is now 50% human, 50% limestone rock
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/shutterstock 9. Anderson Cooper is a handsome immortal and is therefore unaffected by the Trump presidency
Credit: haley hamblin/mashable composite/getty images President Trump: will you leave no skin fold unwrinkled?
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