【Caught in the Act: Promiscuous Sex Life of My D-Cup Mother in law】
If there's one lesson to be Caught in the Act: Promiscuous Sex Life of My D-Cup Mother in lawlearned this festive season, it's this: always read the fine print. Especially when it comes to wrapping paper.
SEE ALSO: For millennials, sending your first text message was a rite of passageThese poor people learned the hard way, however. Their loved ones won't be receiving tidings of goodwill on their gifts this year, some will be wished a "Merry Shitmas." And, some will be receiving "shit hot" gifts. Gosh.
Lesson number 1:
When you're buying multi-packs of wrapping paper, always ensure one of the rolls isn't riddled with profanity.
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Lesson number 2:
Make sure your wrapping paper doesn't insult your loved ones.
Lesson number 3:
Always proofread your wrapping paper. What on earth is "Chrismast?"
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Lesson number 4:
Make sure you've bought enough Christmassy wrapping paper.
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Godspeed, wrappers.
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