【Ikaw Lang Ang Mahal】

New York City is Ikaw Lang Ang Mahaltrying to kill you.

There's no doubt that New York is a special place like no other, but with that comes some unavoidable dangers that the city's 8.5 million residents must endure on a daily basis like some sort of urban obstacle course.

From falling air conditioners to falling down subway stairs, the city presents a few challenges, and New Yorkers are increasingly aware and terrified of every single one of them.

1. Falling through a cellar door that's in the sidewalk.

2. Getting pushed onto the subway tracks by a total stranger.

3. Accidentally falling onto the subway tracks.

4. Getting dripped on by some strange liquid. Keep telling yourself it's just water.

5. Someone from "Showtime" kicking you in the face.

6. Getting trapped in a subway tunnel forever.

7. Accidentally sitting in poop/pee on the subway.

8. Getting your leg stuck in a revolving door.

9. Not being able to find a public bathroom in time.

10. Dropping your phone onto the subway tracks.

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11. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street.

12. Tripping while rushing down subway station stairs.

13. The puddle being deeper than you think.

14. Getting punched/ mugged by a random stranger.

15. Seeing a huge snake on the subway.

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16. Being stuck behind a tourist while waiting to fill/use your MetroCard.

17. Worrying that the apartment you just rented is actually a scam.

18. Times Square -- no explanation needed.

19. Air conditioners falling on your head.